Thursday, April 10, 2014

Snort

Friday, April 4, 2014

I Love This


Found it last night. Can't remember where or I'd give credit.

Friday, March 28, 2014

Inquiring Minds

Does Sherlock Holmes
know that Dr. John Watson
is moonlighting as a hobbit?

Also, how in the heck did Cinderella get those mice to work for her? All my dogs will do is shed and leave muddy footprints. Where's the love?

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

It's a Mystery Life

You know how in mystery stories the detectives will enter a crime scene and observe that obviously the victim was interrupted while in the middle of doing something? That's my life. The bed's half made, the dishes half washed, only part of the house is vacuumed or dusted. It's not so much that I get interrupted but that I have developed a really short attention span and am easily distracted. So far I've managed to complete the important stuff like taking care of the animals. I'm going to see a counselor next month and hopefully he'll help me snap out of it.

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Lookin' Out My Back Door



Lousy picture and I don't have any kind of apps to fix it. There are two moose if you look real close.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Dumb Ideas

Daylight Savings Time

The Great Alaska Shakeout: To commemorate the 50th anniversary of the 1964 Great Alaska Earthquake, a special “Great Alaska ShakeOut” earthquake drill will be held at 1:36 p.m. on March 27, 2014*. Register for this historic event today!

Traffic Calming: Local basketball celebrity demonstrates dribbling an imaginary basketball when a car speeds by to remind the driver to slow down.

Nicknaming Anchorage "The City of Lights and Flowers"

Friday, February 28, 2014

The Possibilities Are Endless

Senility is rapidly approaching. Today I stood up with my coffee mug in my hand. Then I was wondering why. Did I want more coffee? Did I want to wash my mug? Did I want to let Winston outside? (who still won't use the dog door) Did I need to use the restroom?

Why was I standing up? I eventually did all of the above and more, but I'm still mystified as to why I found myself standing in the middle of the family room.