Friday, March 2, 2012

Apple Does It Again

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

1 comment:

  1. Lol, be careful, that's probably what's coming next and I bet men would love it!
    Seriously, did you see the new implants that have a port, like an IV? So you can stick a needle in your boob, hit the port and inflate/deflate when ever you want. For real.